Monday, January 25, 2016

Muslim Falls In Love With Blonde Mannequin

Yeah!… just what I was thinking…now we know what to use for decoys to draw the Jihadists out of hiding…
 
r-strategists are not sexually selective.
Guys who encountered militants in Iraq reported that when seized, all of their phones were filled with porn. And not bored-blonde-housewife-tricks-teenaged-lawnmower-boy-into-a-tryst porn, but rather innocent-girl-is-kidnapped-off-the-street-and-forced-to-have-sex-with-farm-animals-at-gunpoint-while-being-beaten-brutally-with-a-cricket-bat-and-vomited-on porn. These are guys who mate with other guys, camels, goats, sheep, children, and anything else they can get to stay still enough.
I would buy stock in European companies that produce inflatable sheep, except I know that at some point soon, their stock will collapse overnight. One stock which will rise will be one of those companies which makes rubber deer decoys, if they can just produce a realistic enough pretty blonde Swedish girl decoy to place in the center of a public square, with a clear sightline to a nearby clock tower, or maybe just a really high tree stand.
Fortunately, there is nothing that Apocalypse can’t fix.

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