Tuesday, March 31, 2015

John Kerry Says Nuclear Deal With Iran is Possible: “If Allah Wills It”

And America will survive this presidential administration …Inshallah.

Runaway rhino kills one, injures six in Nepal

How do you stop a charging rhinoceros?…Take away his credit card.

Monday, March 30, 2015

The Army puts on a heavy metal tour of Eastern Europe for Mr Putin: US armor rolls across the continent and is met by delighted citizens waving Stars and Stripes

The Army puts on a heavy metal tour of Eastern Europe for Mr Putin: US armor rolls across the continent and is met by delighted citizens waving Stars and Stripes 

  • Three American armored convoys today converged in Czech Republic's capital on tour of Eastern Europe
  • Vehicles have traveled more than 1,000 miles through Poland and the Baltic States as warning to Putin
  • Countries in the region are nervous after Russian annexation of Crimea and military unrest in the area
  • U.S. Army said that Nato maneuvers are 'a highly-visible demonstration of U.S. commitment' to the region

GPS may have told man to drive off Indiana bridge: cops say

Of course, the GPS is infallible…you MUST follow the GPS’ directions.

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Obama’s Two Obsessions: Weaken Israel and Empty Gitmo


“So we have a president with at least two obsessions: One of them is attacking the Israeli prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, and weakening the Jewish State of Israel; the second is to empty Guantanamo Bay and release terrorists committed to killing as many Americans as possible.”
“We’ve never seen anything quite like this president.”

Then on top of all that he has outed Israel for have nukes and effectively given Iran the Ok to build it own nukes. Looks like the Millennials will get to see a nuclear war in their life time.

Man shoots self after eating five marijuana candies


Cops Hunt For Hefty Armed Robber Who Stole Cash, Then Pizzas, From Long Island Domino’s

Feed Me!

Jury Convicts Michigan Woman For "Bacon Rage" Shooting At McDonald's Drive-Thru Window

Another case of bacon rage.

Monday, March 23, 2015

The World’s First Commercial Handheld Flamethrower Can Be Yours For $699

Great for getting rid of gophers and hornet’s nests…

XM42.com is currently crowd-funding what they are billing as the world’s first commercially available handheld flamethrower, that runs off nothing more complex than regular gasoline.
It is no going to freak out the control freaks to discover that such devices are legal in 48 states (sorry, Maryland and California), and that the XM42 seems reasonably priced at an estimated MSRP of $699.
I doubt we’ll ever see these become common, nor will they likely be considered as weapons in a conventional sense (which is why you probably won’t see us mention them again).
As they aren’t marketed as weapons are they even protected by the Second Amendment?

This Flying Model Jet is Mezmerizing

Wow! Dig this!

No Point in More Defense Spending With Liberals in Charge

Agreed. No point in prosecuting any military operations until our country regains some serious leadership. Our current political leadership lacks the will to win an armed conflict. Plus , as the author, observes any money spent on “defense” now will just be wasted promoting delusional politically correct/ multicultural policies.

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Calif. vice principal who said, 'I just don't like the black kids,' put on leave

What’s up with this? Jesus said you should love your neighbor, as you love yourself… he didn’t say you had to like him!

7 Guys with Ripped Abs Tell You Why It’s Not Worth It

As the Germans say, “Schoenheit” muss Leiden”, beauty must suffer…

Jay Leno: ‘College Kids Now Are So Politically Correct’

Nowadays it’s the young people who are humorless buzzkills…Never trust anyone under thirty!

Jay Leno returned to late night last night to chat with Seth Meyers, and during their discussion Leno talked about the rise of political correctness on college campuses.
Meyers asked Leno how colleges have changed since he played them decades ago. Leno said, “College kids now are so politically correct.”
He gave an example of a Tonight Show intern who said he sounded racist for not liking Mexican food. Leno said, “Being anti-guacamole is not racist, okay? You have no idea what racism is. That’s not racism, you idiot, you moron!”
Leno isn’t the first comedian to raise the issue about how sensitive college students are. Chris Rock said months ago he’s stopped playing colleges because of how politically correct they are now, and Bill Maher has talked quite a lot about how PC the culture has become.

Friday, March 20, 2015

Army Wants Upgrades to Improve M4A1 Carbine's Performance, Accuracy

The U.S. Army is considering several upgrades to the M4A1 Carbine that could improve its accuracy and performance and change the weapon's appearance.
Army weapons and contracting officials recently launched a market survey to see what the small-arms industry has to offer as far as better rails, triggers, charging handles and sights for the M4A1.
"The government is seeking to procure M4A1-Plus (abbreviated as M4A1+) components as non-development items ... for improvements to the M4A1 Carbine," according to the March 13 document posted on FedBizOpps.gov. "It is anticipated that the M4A1+ components will be evaluated as a system. The system must then install on/interface with stock M4A1 Carbines."
The Army decided to replace the standard M4 with the M4A1 in 2013 after the service abandoned a five-year effort to replace the M4 with a brand-new carbine.
The M4A1 is the special operations version of the M4 that's been in use for more than a decade. It features a heavier barrel and a full-auto trigger. The Army's decision to dump the current three-round burst trigger resulted in a more consistent trigger pull and better accuracy, weapons officials said.

Man caught with wife packed in suitcase for trip to Poland

“She’s never ready when it’s time to leave, so I packed her up the night before”, the man reportedly said.

Serial rapist who called himself 'the Ripper' was caught by mystery hero who heard screams from home-made torture chamber equipped with saw and a hedge trimmer

A multicultural “Jack the Ripper” this time…
Serial rapist who called himself 'the Ripper' was caught by mystery hero who heard screams from home-made torture chamber equipped with saw and a hedge trimmer

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3000537/Serial-rapist-called-Ripper-caught-mystery-hero-prepared-attack-victim-home-torture-chamber-equipped-saw-hedge-trimmer.html#ixzz3Ur8a47Ro 

  • Duwayne Henry, 34, lured prostitutes to his home in Hackney, east London
  • He threatened, tied up and repeatedly raped victims in 14-month spree
  • His final victim escaped with help of passer-by who heard her screams
  • She told officers Henry had said 'I'm invisible, I'm the Ripper' during attack 
  • Police found 'torture chamber' with seven knives and saw in his bedroom
  • Believe he planned to use tools on final victim before he was interrupted
  • The serial rapist was jailed for life at Blackfriars Crown Court yesterday

Bill Gates thinks super machines could eventually become smarter than humans and take our jobs

…And he can’t wait for that to happen…Tired of having to explain everything over and over again to you dumbasses!

Thursday, March 19, 2015

A Canadian Bureaucrat Has A Prediction For Canada–All the Ethnic Conflict of Malaysia, None of the Sunshine

From the things are going to hell all over the place department…

I was reading your piece on Richmond, BC the other day, and I found it very amusing. I actually live in Ottawa, Canada (Canada’s capital) and work as a mid-level bureaucrat for the Canadian federal government (obviously I’m writing this email to you anonymously to hide my identity). Anyway, as a Canadian government employee who has access to lots of government data, I can indeed confirm that European-Canadians are headed for minority status very soon…
…Canada is starting to look less like any other country in the Americas, and more like Malaysia, with large Muslim and Chinese communities. Pretty soon Canada will be a country with essentially nothing in common with any other country, while The States will fit in nicely to the rest of the Americas. I actually envy the US. Latino culture looks a lot more fun than some monstrous hybrid of Chinese culture and Islam (plus snow and long winters!).
The funny thing is Canada has so many immigrants that we now have immigrants who are worried about other immigrants. I’ve seen Eastern European immigrants who are actually worried about ethnic conflict (“I never saw ethnic tension like this till I came to Canada…and I’m from the most violent region of Yugoslavia!”).
Many of the workers in my government agency are immigrants themselves, and have no intention of supporting any government that would keep their relatives out (you’d be shocked just how totally stacked with immigrants Canadian federal agencies have become).

Monday, March 16, 2015

Russia launches massive Arctic military drills

Russia continues to flex its muscles..

The Russian military on Monday launched sweeping military maneuvers in the Arctic and other areas, a show of force ordered by President Vladimir Putin amid spiraling tensions with the West over Ukraine.The five-day Arctic drills involving 38,000 servicemen, more than 50 surface ships and submarines and 110 aircraft are intended to check the readiness of Russia's Northern Fleet and the military's ability to deploy additional forces from central Russia.

Army Testing Stackable Grenades for Infantry

Way cool!

Army Testing Stackable Grenades for Infantry. 
U.S. Army testers recently evaluated a new type of hand grenade that allows soldiers to connect up to three sections of explosive for a more powerful blast.
The Scalable Offensive Hand Grenade offers conventional soldiers a new capability. Unlike the standard fragmentation grenade, this design offers mainly a blast effect that can be doubled or tripled to suit the job. It has also been fielded to U.S. Special Operations Command since 2010.
Army officials tested it during a recent live-fire portion of the service’s annual Army Expeditionary Warrior Experiment at the Maneuver Center of Excellence at Fort Benning, Ga.

Read more: http://kitup.military.com/2015/02/army-testing-stackable-grenades.html#ixzz3UUTnL5TT 

The Perverse World of Planet Fitness

The country is changing… you better get with the program…or else.

Planet Fitness has commanded headlines over the last few days for its decision to revoke Yvette Cormier’s membership after she complained about the presence of a male in the female dressing room, who “sincerely identifies" as a female. The confused male prefers to be identified as Carlotta Sklodowska and reportedly only used the dressing room to hang up a coat and purse. Cormier was immediately taken aback by Sklodowska’s hulking presence which immediately identified him as, in fact, male.

Though chromosomes refuse to yield to the power of Obama’s edict, they are, none-the-less transformed by the voodoo of redefinition. What once existed as perversion is now ushered into the realm of common experience by the benevolent power of liberal politics. Benevolent, however, if you’re on the side of “fundamental transformation.” The old school marxists used to call this “revolution.” But, if you stand in opposition to the forces of “social justice,” meaning the destruction of the civil society and the Christian principles on which it is based, then you are subject to coercion by radical elements sponsored by and working in concert with an administration bent on dissolving the foundations of free enterprise and our constitutional republic.
Planet Fitness is just another soldier in the war on the civil society…

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Comcast Renames Man ‘Asshole Brown’ After He Tries to Cancel Cable

When Ricardo Brown from Spokane, Washington got his most recent bill from Comcast, he had an extra special reason to be dismayed. It wasn't the pricey charges—we're all used to that by now. No, it was that on this particular bill, Comcast appears to have misspelled his name. By replacing it entirely with the word "Asshole."

Ricardo's wife, Lisa, shared the unfortunate switcheroo with consumer advocate Chris Elliot. According to her, the whole problem may very well have stemmed from her attempts to reduce her cable bill over the phone—a delicate little dance otherwise known as the Ninth Circle of Hell.

[Lisa] explained that her family was having financial difficulties and needed to reduce their cable bill. She'd called Comcast to cancel the cable portion of her account, for which she had to pay a $60 fee. Instead of complying immediately, a representative escalated her call to a retention specialist, who tried to persuade her to keep the cable service and sign a new two-year contract.
"I was never rude," she says. "It could have been that person was upset because I didn't take the offer."

Of course, these things are fairly easy to fake in Photoshop (and it all sounds just a little too perfect), so we contacted Comcast to confirm that the incident did, in fact, occur. And oh boy, did it. A Comcast spokesperson provided Gizmodo with the following statement:

We have spoken with our customer and apologized for this completely unacceptable and inappropriate name change. We have zero tolerance for this type of disrespectful behavior and are conducting a thorough investigation to determine what happened. We are working with our customer to make this right and will take appropriate steps to prevent this from happening again.

Our tale does have a happy ending for the Brown, Asshole in question. Apparently, after Elliott publicized the couple's tale of woe, Comcast offered a full refund for the past two years of service as well as two additional years at no extra charge. And supposedly, her husband's name has indeed been corrected in the system.

But honestly, for even just a year of free service, Comcast can call me anything it wants. [Elliot.org via Consumerist]

Why we can't have nicethings




Thursday, March 5, 2015

Ringling Bros. eliminating elephant acts

If it does that it will be just a dog and pony show!
FYI: "dog and pony show" originally was a slang term for the small circuses that roamed rural America back in the 19th Century. Their major acts being trained dogs and horses, rather than exotic animals. 
A: " I went to the circus yesterday"
B: "Did you see the elephant?"
A: "Naw, it was just a dog and pony show."
 As the story goes, a farmer once saw a traveling circus pass by his farm on its way to a nearby town. A neighbor subsequently asked him if he had attended the circus performance. The farmer replied " No, but I seen the elephant!" Implying that he had witnessed the most awe-inspiring feature of the circus anyway. And so the story spread.
Consequently during the Civil War, the term "seen the elephant" came to be used as a euphemism for having been in combat, a similarly awe-inspiring experience.  "He looks like he's seen the elephant."
Likewise during the 20th Century, the term "dog and pony show" came to be U.S. military slang for an elaborate and pretentious presentation intended to impress visiting dignitaries.
Well now you know...

Iraq: Unreliable, Unpredictable And Asking For Help

The Kurds and the new batch of American advisors find the Iraqi Arab troops unreliable and unpredictable. Corruption, insufficient training and incompetent NCOs and officers are all contributing factors but not all three can be fixed. More training only does so much. The most incompetent officers and NCOs have been removed although that often leaves a shortage of NCOs and officers. The corruption is endemic and is always a serious risk. The poor performance of Iraqi troops is nothing new and since the 1960s other Arab states in the region have considered the Iraqis the worst soldiers in the area. No one knows exactly why, because neighbor Jordan has some of the best Arab soldiers in the region.