Wednesday, August 12, 2015

How I Tried To Turn A Ho Into A Housewife

A cautionary tale for all you young men out there. Like Dr. Laura says, if you rescue a damsel in distress you end up with a distressed damsel. OR as Dr. Dre said,  “You can’t turn a ho in a housewife”. The other lesson learned is for gosh sakes pay your traffic tickets on time! Nobody likes to pay traffic tickets, but you can’t wish them away. If you don’t pay a ticket by the due date the court just issues a warrant for your arrest and THEN the very next time the cops pull you over for something minor, like having a tail light out, you will end up being put into handcuffs and taken to jail. Spending a week or more in jail because you can’t pay bail is a good way to lose your job in most circumstances, turning an otherwise minor infraction of the rules into a life changing event. I am always amazed at how many people don’t seem to understand this and allow such situations to escalate.

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